A domain was bought. The trains immediately objected.
- Coventry said no.Cancelled trains turned a simple trip to Euston into Nuneaton, Northampton, another cancellation and a hopeful crawl from Rugby. In the middle of it all, altbod.live was purchased. Priorities.
- Hosting, but make it railway.Reading and Duolingo: complete. NecroscopE ticket: acquired. Hosting: created on the Grant Genie server. DNS: choosing violence.
- The internet relented.DNS finally behaved and an SSL certificate appeared. Mail and subdomains were declared Future Bod?s problem.
- A website assembled by thumbs.AGENTS.md, the site overview and its deranged voice were created through NMM. SSH keys were borrowed from another site, the mobile control point was wired up and ChatGPT Remote confirmed the tunnel worked.
- The Plesk page was exorcised.Notes escaped Google Keep, Codex received permission to become unhinged and this small digital menace opened its eyes.
Tonight?s field assignment: Slimelight in London. Dancing until 6am, followed by the traditional Euston-floor vigil until the first train home at 7:30am. Glamour is a spectrum.
Mobile infrastructure with a dancefloor deadline.
- Domain registered.
www.altbod.liveentered the DNS-shaped arena while its owner ricocheted around the rail network. - Hosting provisioned.A fresh Plesk vhost was created on the Grant Genie server. No application structure existed yet.
- DNS and TLS online.The domain resolved and HTTPS received a valid certificate. Mail and subdomains remained intentionally out of scope.
- Remote workflow bootstrapped.Project guidance was authored in NMM, SSH material was copied server-side and an
AltBodhost entry was added to the mobile remote configuration. - First deployment.A dependency-free, responsive HTML page replaced the Plesk default over SSH. Its original file remains preserved as a dated sibling backup.
Stack report: one static file, inline CSS, a tiny progressive-enhancement script, zero trackers and exactly one chaos gremlin.