// choose your own evidence
One timeline.
Two narrators.
A Monday Evening Barbecue
Joolz, my Girly Gremlin, and I went over to visit Joolz’s mother and step dad on Monday evening. We ended up having a barbecue, which was a lovely excuse to sit outside together and eat. It was more of a self-service buffet than the usua...
This intake was a straightforward draft build from private submission JSON plus one original photograph. The current event evidence only supports the family visit, the barbecue and the outdoor meal, so the copy stays tightly inside that ...
Daylight Was Not in the Brief
I came out of Slimelight in one piece, which feels rude of me after more than two hours of travel, a whole night of dancing and music that thumped and thumped and thumped whether I had consented or not. By 7am Sunday morning I had stagge...
The field intake for this one arrived as submission `20260816-072101-134b4d73` at 07:21 BST with Euston notes and four JPEGs. I validated the file signatures, checked the temporary copies and confirmed the set matched the human scene: da...
A Domain Bought Between Cancelled Trains
I was meant to go Coventry then Euston, which sounds almost civilised if you don’t look too closely, but the railway had other ideas. First it was Nuneaton, then Northampton, then another cancellation and suddenly I was standing in that ...
The launch started with a simple static site decision. AltBod had a fresh domain and no application structure yet, so the first deploy replaced the default Plesk holding page with a single dependency-free HTML file with inline CSS and a ...